Found on the Internet: Dapper Dicks
Today we’re going to talk about a recent addition to this melting pot of business, porn, and insanity that we call the internet. Some of you may have already seen it, but for all others, I present for you this slightly NSFW part of the internet: Dapper Dicks.
For those unable or unwilling to look at the site, I’ll give you the experience. The initial experience of the site is surprisingly classy and business-like, with only the 18-and-over warnings giving you a clue. Even after that, it’s simply a black flash-enabled page with a cartoon of a lounging gentleman in a suit. A subtitle to Dapper Dicks notes that it is “Dress for Marital Success”. Like most of us, you would still not be getting “it”… just what do they mean? The About page would give you a clue, but it is in such dressed up language that a quick read of the page might make you miss it. So, you click on the link for products, which gives you another clue: “Designer wear for down there”…
This takes you a page of little outfits. I don’t think I’m the only one who was slow to have it dawn on them. By the second outfit, the Fireman, I finally realized. As you, my insightful audience, might have already guessed.
They make little costumes to go on your penis. Read the rest of this entry »
