Okay, so two albums is both true and false.  Hurley was the original album for this year.  Death to False Metal is a compilation of unreleased music, but it’s new to fans.  And to be even more technical, Pinkerton was re-released on the same day as Death to False Metal, with more unreleased tracks, so you could argue three albums, one albums, or the above two albums.

I don’t think the average person spends enough time formulating evil plots.  It’s a deficiency in this world, trumped only by the smaller statistic of how few people carry out their evil plots.  I feel like the evil genius/mad scientist field is losing pace against our rivals in Asia.  I’m not sure if we need more evil genius job fairs, or a movie to glamorize the role.  Maybe we need an after school special.

BASED ON A TRUE STORY.

Yeah, I have a cat that does this.  I’ve believed it’s allergies making me tired, but who knows?  Every day I’m more tired, and she’s more energetic.  Maybe this isn’t just a comic…

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Edit: Shortly after this, I mentioned to my cat that I had posted a comic about her behavior.  Then I mentioned I wished she didn’t do that.

Cat: But it’s my only form of sustenance!

Me: But what about the dry food and wet food I give you?

Cat: That’s for poopin’

Me: So the food doesn’t give you any sustenance, you just have it so that you’re able to poop?

Cat: Yes.

Me: …

I know I’m going to get a bunch of people telling me it’s still wrong.  And maybe what the hell the yak’s horn is.

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* Somebody dying not guaranteed.