There are a few possible reasons for this:

1> I was kidnapped by beautiful space aliens who put me to work in their pleasure domes, providing relief for their amazonian warriors who then conquered the galaxy.  Through the help of one beautiful warrior who was willing to betray her race, I escaped and am now an intergalactic freebooter and pirate, using both blaster and technology-enhanced sword.  Also me and the girl who helped me have sex a lot.

2> Dark cultists finally succeeded in subduing me, which resulted in them removing my brain from my body.  That brain is now kept in a capsule for future travel to some alternate world where their diabolical masters sit, keening mad melodies on thrones made from the souls of countless lost souls.  I have not yet developed the ability to use telekinetic powers to login to my computer and update the site.

3> While exploring the basement of my parents old house, I found a piece of furniture that hurtled me across worlds into one mired in medieval technology where magic is real and cute woodland creatures talk.  I was given the choice to become their Hero, a savior who saved them from their dark foe or a conqueror who razed most of the forest to bring all under my thumb, establishing myself as King and tyrant.

Regardless of the reason, I hope to get back to semi-regular updates soon.  I plan to start Season 2 of the Lies, focusing on my college years in Austin, TX and Austin’s initial zombie outbreak.

I’m also toying with the site format, so you may see the site differently depending on when you show up.

Sincerely,

King Damned Lies, Oppressor of the Rabbits of Barrow Forest, Lord of Fire Wolves, Destroyer of the Bastion of Light, Slayer of Unicorns, Wielder of the Demonic Blade

I got roped into Nanowrimo to support friends and for the hell of it.  Of course, I just finished a first draft of a novel literally a week ago, so I’m somewhat tapped.  I don’t even have an outline for this new work.  I have a concept doc I wrote up a few months ago.  So basically I’m going to be running blind and making it up as quickly as I can.  Which could make it the most terrible thing ever or the most awesome thing ever.

Possibly both.

We’ll see what happens.

Now you have more ways to find out when we update.

The more you know…